fake movie quotes
by troy
 
 
  Below are some of my favorite quotes from movies that do not exist.
I made them up...


You’re delirious, darling. Why don’t you lie down on the divan and I’ll fetch you a damp washcloth.

Who taught you that? Martini? I’ll kill him!

I’m gonna throw some hell.

Week-end yes?
Week-end YES!

Wow. I feel like I should respond to that, but I don’t what to say.

You call that a mess? Step back, sister --I'll show you a mess that'll get you wigglin' in great big, brand-new places you thought you left behind!

I would love a chocolate banana-bomb. So what if I just had six homemade cherry Cokes, there's always room.

Go ahead, kick him as much as you want! He ain't mine.

Oh, calm down, man! It's just your pillow.