A Re-historical Question: A question that doesn’t really require an answer.

Accupunctured: When something or someone has been punched very hard.

Tatter-tailing: When someone witnesses someone else hitting someone and then tells the teacher on that someone.  It is not tatter-tailing if you are the one who gets hit and tells the teacher.  That is just good common sense.

Woeing: Somewhere between crying and whining.  It’s very serious and needs immediate attention.

I’d like the Roman Numeral 8 please.: a perfectly normal request for the birthday party face painter.